Name:
Matthew Poole
Alias: Lazy Bollocks
Flat Room: H
Date of Birth: September 1981
Drink of preference: Anything that doesn't make you blind
Amount of times thrown up: 3
Telling Quote: "Hello Gareth; Ssssshhhh Chesney"
Description: In total Matt has turned up to only one and
a half months of lectures having decided that English and Psychology
was not his sort of thing. In all probability he should have
studied idleness with latter wake up times pushing 10pm. In
the future one can expect to see him in Burger King, although
even there he will have an impeccable Music System. Two student
loans has left him with a state of the art CD and DVD system,
amplified with a sub below his bed which can in fact wake the
dead. He has yet to tell his parents any of the above..
Now: Sadly Matt didn't make it into his 2nd year at UEA
after the University unfairly failed him for all of his exams
just because he didn't turn up for them. Last heard of washing
cars in Thanet as Burger King rejected him on grounds of being
over qualified.
