Meet Flat 27

 

Helen

Name: Helen Carey
Alias:
Munchkin
Flat Room:
n/a
Date of Birth:
August 1982
Drink of preference:
Double Bacardi & Coke
Amount of times thrown up:
First get the number of visits to Time multiply this with how many LCR's attended. Add this number to the average units of alcohol drunk by the Flat in a week, divide this by the length of Julian's Mullet(millimetres) and finally multiply all this by the cost of a pint of Snakey B in the Union. You are not even close....
Telling Quote:
"I'm so sore I can hardly walk" (After being round Tini's house for the night)
Description:
A Closely contested bout between Carey & Worrell over the much fought-over prize of 'smallest member of the group.' It was too close to call - so the beer swaggling, swash buckling Twickenham lass challenged the Airforce man to a drinking comp. Numerous LCR experiences and sessions in The Bell made 'Munchkin' odds on for the title. She incorporated Bishy Bashy style mind games along with anger built up from egg fights and being woken at 3am by pissed Bouncers to over-come Worrell after 8 doubles, 3 pints and 4 bottles! Hels is an asset to the school of flat 27......... doing little work, drinking lots, handing essays in late & being generally Loutish!


Now:
Currently living with Julian, Andrew and Karen somewhere off Unthank.

 

 

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